let’s just say you’re now lost in the dark intergalactic void since your private rocket started malfunctioning and you had to evacuate. suddenly you see a brightly shining star that seems to only get brighter with every passing second. however it turns out the star wasn’t an actual star, but it was kashiko and she was only getting closer. since she’s giant compared to you, it takes her a few seconds to finally notice you and offers to take you home since you appear to be short on oxygen. she also reminds you that she will be the light if you’re ever lost in the dark [again]

WA IT SHES BIGGER TOO
tjats so nice of her

bro you know those ppl who will claim god isn’t real since ‘if god is truly real, all-powerful, all-knowing, and benevolent, then why do we still have things like war, famine, homelessness, domestic abuse cases, and diseases?’

yeah kashiko refuses to repeat that same mistake that ‘god’ supposedly makes but unfortunately it only benefits the fictionverse since she’s not real after all

lmao omg my history teacher said smth like this yesterday but instead of kashiko he was talking abt some adventure time character 😭
it’d be cool to have a god that does that tho