* hi this is actual flowey speaking
* most fandoms have a sexual side
* which includes the splatoon fandom and Pokémon fandom (pretty much every video game fandom BTW)
* the sexual side of this one is almost nonexistent
* …
* which is a good thing for most people
* except for horny people
* horny people must give their souls to king asgore dreemurr
* so we can escape the underground