rp, since i have a new template

Blaze (trying to use him more): *eating rice by a pond*

Phantasm: …

…

…

…hey.

Blaze: oh, hey!
Do I know you?
I think I recognize you...

Phantasm: Nope

Blaze: I've seen you somewhere...
I know!

I remember something...

The U.M.P was having an issue with members disappearing and you were the culprit every time! I remember it all now!

...

Wait...
*slowly turns to her with wide eyes*

(Prompt is that she was paid to try and assassinate him)

Phantasm: You got me.
(she had a silenced pistol in her hand)
I was trying to say hi and then kill you, but you just caught me off-guard. Sorry.

Blaze: uh...
*throws a fireball at her and runs*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaªªªª

Phantasm: Holy shit what the f**k is that a

…ow.

*he peers out from his very bad hiding spot which is just up in a tree, he looks down at her with fear*

Phantasm: *sigh* You know I can just shoot you from up there, right?

Blaze: ...yeah.
Uh...

*pulls his head up out of sight*

Phantasm: *sigh*
You know what? Fine. I won’t kill you. I don’t even know why a coward like you would need to be killed.

*he peeks back out with a >:[ face*
Blaze: HEY!

*he jumps down from the tree and walks towards her, arms crossed*
I'll have you know I have dealt with multiple powerful threats to the Inkverse and Citadel!

Phantasm: Okay.

Blaze: ...
Wait...
You just said that to get me to come out didn't you?

Phantasm: …no.

Blaze: ...
Oh.
Well... thanks?

Phantasm: …*sigh* Welp, I better come up with a good excuse as to why your skull doesn’t have a gaping hole in it.
Bye.

Blaze: uh...
I have an idea...
I work with the U.M.P, maybe we could create a clone of... my corpse?

I know a few guys in the biology unit that will make anything for a decent amount of money.

Phantasm: Eh, fine by me.

Blaze: ...
How much were they paying you to kill me anyways?

(Insert lotsa money)

Jacques: *reading the Bible*

Phantasm: …anything good in there?
I mean, everything’s good in there, but… you know what I mean.

Jacques: .. what you mean?

Phantasm: I mean is what you’re reading good?

Gingerbread Man: haven't seen you around here before. You a bounty hunter too?

Phantasm: No, i’m an assassin. Big difference.

GM: not fond of assassins. All I do is turn criminals in to the Infernus Security Agency. Assassins just murder, ravage, tear lives apart...

Phantasm: Yep. I check all those boxes.

GM: freaking leaves*

Phantasm: Hm. He seemed nice

(it’s not criminals she kills, it’s just whoever she’s hired to kill)

(Yeah that probably makes Gingerbread Man dislike her even more)

(lmao they probably would have gotten along if phantasm wasn’t so concerned about the difference between the two jobs)