Chaws and Sylvia shared temp (art by Sylvia)

On the internet:
I supported a small artist (their art is AMAZING) and one day I reblogged it saying something like “cmon guys this reblog ratio is shit” or something like that and it somehow got the attention of a big blog who reblogged it and their posts went from 10-50 notes to over a thousand

Irl:
did the lights for a play while really sick. I vomited right before the show, was feeling like shit, and somehow I ended up pulling off the most complicated light sequence for a show ever

Gonna act like I understood the first one and just say congrats

Hehe

Online: My second acc probably
Irl: Uhhh I have no clue

Probably this account tbh for the internet

Irl I'm on my areas parks and rec board. I was the Easter bunny last year

Uhm idk
Prob being a nice gal online
But irl? Nothing

irl: none
internet: ???

I don’t contribute shit to society 😃

To the internet: nothing
In real life: in the future when i remove myself from it

exf**kingscuse me

:))))))))

no.

:))))))))))))))

Internet: being nice to thee good ppl, S̶e̶n̶t̶ g̶o̶r̶e̶ t̶o̶ J̶e̶f̶f̶r̶e̶y̶, i̶'m̶ n̶o̶t̶ s̶u̶r̶e̶ i̶f̶ h̶e̶ s̶a̶w̶ i̶t̶ o̶r̶ n̶o̶t̶,

IRL; Community srvrice ig 🤷

WWWWWW

On the internet:
Saved a persons life

Irl:
Saved a persons life

Gee I wonder who that person is

it's a go***mn mystery

Idk who it is, but I bet ur very special to them bc of it

I have reasons to believe they are emotionally dependent on me

Probably are very dependent on you. Ur Probably the only thing that makes them happy and they look forward to talking to u every day

I have done nothing with my life

Internet: imgflip acc I think
Irl: I’m friends with all the weird kids, and I’m a shoulder to cry on