Well, I guess I'll try my new copy of Viva Pinata... This'll be fu-; Are you kidding me? Wait, let's try that punching thing... (just a love tap, heh); Now hopefully this should wo-; You've gotta be kidding me! *CRASH!*; Dang it! I didn't even
save any of my data! *throws across room*; *phone buzzes*; Microsoft; Y'know... you could've sent it to us to fix it- wait... it's 2024, we shut down the store for it! Haha, just wasted your time! XD; *is livid* Okay, that's the final straw!
*throws phone*; Why is the world so cruel to me?
