i wish i were a skeleton pirate with a big hat with a skull and crossbones on it, an eyepatch and a cutlass

this man knows what he's talking about

i need the right more than anything else in the world rn

All odds are against, lads! We shall hold no matter the cost! Let us die with honor and glory for something greater than ourselves!

Better?

Bro it could literally be us fr

nuh

Aw why not

because no

maybe with disco or eclipse

You don’t want me to say

Shh… Its okay. You don’t need to act strong anymore. Just hold onto me and let it all out. You’re good enough… you’re a good boy.

maybe a little bit but no

Why not 🥺

i think you know why

I don’t mind shit being weird

ok

Damn. You sure?

yes
i made shit weird

Men after discovering helldivers 2 and a loving girlfriend

please for the love of god all i want is someone who loves me i cant F**KING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

you good?

mayhaps

.

What about me 👉 👈

what if? 👉 👈

Plz 🥺

(is that the pleading emoji it doesnt show up on this old ahh laptop)
mayhaps?

(Yes it is the pleading emoji)

(thank)

then try to talk to a women

what are you thinking son? there's a red spy in the base!

Left one is my only fantasy

Smash

understandable

Hey buddy you got your rights and lefts mixed up

Nah I'm a war guy