BABY CRYING

make it play omori

beat it up

Shoot it with a gun

Or tape that mouth shut

Throw it down the dish drainer

Throw it in the pool

Arrange four loud vacuums in a circle around the baby then turn them all on, the baby will panic and pass out

I killed his parents, Cartel Style and burned off his favorite stuffed animal.

use your dong to shut its mouth
/J

where do i sign

Remove its vocal chords

force him to watch this scene in The Multi Medium where Collage Monster literally decides that v!re is okay so it decided to eat The Orange Astronaut (AKA THE PROTAGONIST OF THE GAME)

Ah the popular Mark nineteen-eleven, it is a classic recoil operated pistol that holds 7 rounds of forty-four Automatic Colt Pistol, it packs a punch and is great for putting anyone asleep

Not snap it’s neck