AAAAA-

Sub-Zero is looking down at his phone, watching YouTube because he’s cool *pun intended*

Xia: Oh great...an ice user

SZ looks up

*Que?*

Xia: *Fire*

SZ: Scorpi-! Oh wait… it’s a woman…

Xia: And...?

SZ: N-nothing! I just thought you were my arch rival, SCORPION! He likes fire too.

Xia: well my race is based off of fire so...

SZ: Oh! He’s just a silly demon! Not an actual person! Well he was but then my older brother murdered his family, but not really because it was Quan-Chi in disguise, and then he murdered my brother, now I want revenge!

Xia: Sounds like average Xylone grudges

SZ: He’s Japanese and I’m Chinese… pretty sure we’re not aliens or some shit…

Xia: -_-

SZ: So! You’re kinda… no pun intended… hot…

Xia: explain...?

SZ: Well… you’re attractive… *he chuckles*

Xia: ._.

SZ: I’m sorry… it’s just that it’s been 12 years since my last girlfriend…

Xia: still...

SZ: embarrassed

*you got a photo?*

{No cuz I'm a monkey, maybe I can make her in picrew}

Xia: Sorry to say, I like someone else...

[MONKEY POX MF 💀💀💀]

SZ f**king died. Like he turned to bones.

Xia: Wha-!?

Raiden spawns through lightning

“That n**** died from rejection… something the One Being knows a lot about… *stares at the camera*

Xia: I didn't mean to kill him!!!

{Same brudda}

[meme]

SZ: I’m okay! His voice is tear stained
Raiden: He’s not okay.

{The woman ive been with are nono}

Xia: I'm sorry...

[I had a stroke trying to read that wtf did you just say]

SZ: Really!
Raiden: F**king liar… what you need is a W! *turns to Xia* Got any friends that desperate?

Xia: almost all my friends are dead

Raiden: Sorry playboy… I’m not creating another woman for your sorry ass

Xia: uhh- I'ma go...

SZ: Please! I need a girlfriend! Help me find one…

Xia: i don't know a lot of other girls...

SZ gives her the sad skull eyes

Xia: I gotta get going too...

*SADNESS INTENSIFIES*

Xia: Don't look at me like that

*MAXIMUM SADNESS*

Xia: Stop...

She is starting to get guilttripped

Xia: Finneee

SZ respawns

THANK YOU! Hugs tee

*her

Xia: oof-!

SZ is COLD

Xia: Hey...buddy, you're really cold...

Yeah… now any ice chicks?!

Xia: No idea..

☹️

Xia: I said I would help you

SZ: thanks mate…

Xia: 👍

Raiden: I’ll third wheel this shit

Xia: right...

SZ: so where do I go?

Xia: I have no idea

Raiden: There’s this sick party with both this dude named Random and some dude named Pyra si egukbg something’s OCs bad characters hanging out. Maybe there?

Xia: Pyra? Like the girl Ulliam likes?

SZ: Ulliam? Who’s that? And why does Pyra sound… hot~?

Ulliam: *Teleports in* Do not...

SZ: Oh! Ulliam…?

Ulliam: No no no. Do not talk about her like that

*Fades out of existence*

SZ: F**k… I have no rizz… cries

Xia: You just can't talk about his girl like that

SZ: Dies again

Raiden: Let’s just go to the party…

Xia: Yeah...

*The party is at my fake, totally not Epstein, island that I own because screw it im rich in this timeline

{WHAAA-}

[NOT NOT NOT]

I am chilling with you when Raiden spawns with SZ and Xia

Ulliam: And then I said, "That's not a Camel, that's my wife!"

Ulliam: oh look, it's these guys

Raiden dabs me up

Myself: “Lord Raiden! Sup big bolt?”
Raiden: Oh, ya know… Sub’s throwing himself a pity party

Ulliam: ahh Xia, you're gonna be important soon

Xia; wha-

Suddenly; Reptile comes out with Mileena

Reptile: Sub! Sup my ice ninja brother?
SZ: Depression

Ulliam: throwing a party for all my forgotten Ocs :}

Myself: Same! Even though I have no creativity!

Ulliam: lmao true

Myself: 💀

Ulliam: :P

Metro-Mark is talking with Scorpion over in the corner

Ulliam: there's a bar and there's tables and whatever is necessary will practically just appear

SZ sits at the bar where Johnny Cage is bartending

Clover: Yo, how's it goin?

{Laggy ass photo}

SZ: Oh! Hello there!

Clover: what's your name?

"Kai-Lang, but everyone calls me Sub-Zero"

Clover: Clover I am

SZ smiles “nice to meet you

Clover: same here partner

SZ holds his hand out

Clover: *shakes it*

SZ blushed a little

Dmz: heheh, dude...that's a guy

SZ leaves the server

Raiden: Good one, Uliam! Slaps him on the back

Ulliam: *WHEEZE* HA HA HAAAAA

SZ: is outside where Xia finds him looking out over the beautiful ocean. He is crying

Xia: hey...you okay...?

It is also night

SZ: I’m fine… just thinking bout life…

Xia: *pats him on the back* yeah? I feel ya...

SZ: No. you don’t.

Xia: And how would you know

SZ: People like you… beautiful people… don’t know what it’s like not to be loved! My parents died when I was young, leaving me with my older brother. And when he died I was alone! I’ve never had a girlfriend! I’ll never have one! I AM A MERE REFlECTION OF MY CREATOR!

*I shudder inside at this exact moment for no reason*

Xia: ... I thank you for the compliment but...I'm not even considered attractive according to most Xylones, I'm a bottom class...

SZ: Then I guess I’d be even more screwed than I am now if I was a Xylone…

Xia: Yeah, you'd most likely be dead.

But according to Xylones Men are classed by their strength and power and woman just looks and personality

SZ: I mean… I’m no chump in that department… but if I ran the system… you’d be high upper class easily…

Xia: thanks...

Birsha: Yo! What're you two monkeys doing up here?

SZ looks back

Birsha: *Using a crutch* Oh sorry, Iceball and fireball

Akuji: Brother, be careful

Birsha: I'm fine

*pics?*

SZ: Who are you guys?

{Lemme find Akuji}

Birsha: Overlord of The Seventh layer of hell, and she's the eighth

SZ: Hell? My enemy Scorpion rules one of the hells… I think…

Birsha: Different users different hells

SZ: Ah I see… so Xia, I’m sorry you have to deal with that.

Xia: hm?

SZ: Looks down and heads back in

Xia: Nah what'd you say?

{Couldn't find Akuji so I'ma have to draw her again later}

SZ: What? I’m sorry you have to deal with that in your race…

Xia: oh... I don't need to worry about that, not for 326 years

SZ: Huh?

Xia: most of our race is gone

SZ: oh I’m even more sorry… my entire clan is nearly dead or soulless assassin cyborgs like that goofy Cyrax over there…

Xia: looks like we can feel each other

SZ: Huh. Yeah… he smiles

Xia: well I'm off

SZ: o-oh… see yea around…

Xia: Yeah bye!

SZ sulks off

Akuji: Hm....

SZ is hanging in a corner like the funny meme guy

Akuji: just staring at him with her pure white eyes

SZ looks at her *his eyes are also snowy white with no pupils because ice*

*She then immediately turned away*

SZ is enamored by her

*She looked slightly his way again*

SZ: looks away but peeks back too

*A hint of red forms on her cheeks before she turns away, looking at Birsha who is sword fighting with his crutch*

Reptile walks up

“Damn… I think she’s into you…”

SZ: S-shut up! No she doesn’t!

Sage: I'd say so...she usually doesn't act like that

SZ: N-no! She can’t…

Sage: I think she does

SZ: Oh! He blushes deeply

Strike: WHO WANTS TO FIIKKKGGGHHT

Brock: calm down brother

SZ: Is she… attracted by feats of power?

Sage: A lot of overlords are

SZ: I’ll fight you!

Strike: YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Brock: no you're drunk

SZ: Looks nervous

Strike: BRING IT ON!!!!!

SZ throws his mask revealing a well chiseled chin with a slight beard and a scar across his left eye

He fires an ice ball

Strike: *Pulls his jagged great sword out of his chest and cuts the ice ball in half* Let's dance!

SZ: Dashes yo to him

*He slashes at him*

SZ Ice clones, and he hits his clone, freezing him

Strike: the f**k!?

He gets roundhouse kicked into the snack table

Strike: Ack-!

SZ Ice slides into him and smashes the punch bowl on his head

Strike: Mph, I see how you're strong

SZ: Very. *winks at Akuji*

*He then gets punched across the room by Strike*