Will never eat weed and not experience the joy

friends with diddy

Who?

look up "p diddy party"

chews on rubber bands sometimes bc she likes chewing but does not want to buy a dog toy

I like it

She becomes much less squishy and very stiff when cold due to being a beanoid

I like that too

Accidentally permanently dyed her hair when it spilled on her when she was dumpster diving (she saw something shiny inside (it was tinfoil))

Has a pineapple scented air freshener in her house

Pineapple candles

Yes
Also probably has a pineapple hat

The red in her hair is not hair dye but convienienly hidden firecrackers

She likes to hug her friends