Potato

X: *Whistling while walking*

*Potato*

X: Potato?

Potato:Potato

X: No that's not the talking potato I know

Potato:POtat

X: Potato...

Potato:ye

X: how can you talk?

Potato:idk

X: right...

Potato:...

X: what now

Potato:idk

Kinda hungry rn
You into vore?

Potato:?

You look tasty.

Potato:I've been sitting out for 2 weeks

me: *boils it*

*\

me: huh

*chio*

me: k

:>

me: ae

iou

me: *t pose*

E

me: heh

Johnny Cage: Huh. Wonder where’s my next fight!

*chaos*

Scorpion turns on fire

*roasts marshmallow*

Scorpion drop kicks it

*imagine him like Ghost Rider ig

Potato:
I hate you you hate me let's team up and kill Barney

Scorpion:

*insert married life from up (slowed)*

Scorpion had the feels now

"..."

Cage cries in feels

*gone*

Scorpion: Bruh… Cage stop acting dead
Cage: It worked though!

...

They dance

Potato is spinning

GOOD ENDING ACHIEVED!

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

BOTH: NANI?!

(PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT)
*insert the meme sound*

Scorpion: AHHHHHHGHHCGHHHH

flies backwards

*Tater*

Johnny: I-IMPOSSIBLE… HE IS ONLY AT 10% POWER?!

(The potato?)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Ofc)

Cage: tries to shadow kick it

*ghost*

Cage flies through it

Potato:E

Scorpion let me fight it! It doesn’t look so tough! *they tag team the potato. Who does it bring in?*

(??)
*Mor taters*

JC and Scorpion look at each other and grin

Cage: Let’s tango…

potato armeREWEEWWQ

They fight, with them mashing, boiling, frying, and lightly salting the taters

POTATO Loss

The og potato is all that’s left

(ye)
o

Scorpion: Beg for mercy in Spanish…

Potato: POTATO POTATO

JC: …how the hell do I fight it?

(cookit)
Tatrs

Mysterious Voice: FIGHT!

JC: oh Jesus…

Potato: hello *explodes*

JC jumps out of the way. The hell-?

(we got a winner)

“T-That’s it?

Potato:e

Cage is dumbfounded

“I can’t believe I was called up for this bullshit! Why not use Scorpion?!”

Scorpion *picture*: ¿Que?