dawg you are so real for that

Look, I’m close to getting one, alright?

Not like you ever will

Actually there's two people at my school who have a crush on me

Bonus: none of them are trans or gay!

Homie got options 🗣️🔥 (jk congrats)

There’s been at least 4 people I can count who liked me at school, I just didn’t care cause I didn’t like them back

I have another person in mind, okay?

Based asf

Btw, I have something you can put to cursedcomments…
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now there’s three people
Except they are gay and not at your school