pug temp

real

Skill issues

Shut up

Shut up

Shut up mayonnaise gulper

🤓

I'm gonna touch you

Bro just touch me instead

Ignore the bottom comment

Lol

(LMAO)

It’s should’ve been

Me

Follow me back

did

real

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nah

I offer my platonic love

Hey! How -- god, these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, because I’m rich! So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.

hwta

Hey! How -- god, these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, because I’m rich! So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.

I’m going to touch you

I’m rackin’ my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it ‘piss-for-brains’ in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… ‘Butt Stallion’? Nah, that’s even worse. Tell ya what, I’ll give it some more thought.

what

I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture, or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I’ll just go get her, Butt Stallion! *whistle* Say hello!

*horse whinnies*

Butt stallion says hello.

I’m going to idk

something bad