I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money, so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty
All this cheese gonna make my booty drip-drip
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk
If I see the sight of cheese, I'ma trip-trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now, cheese, I don't want that
And I'm getting hungry now, I know you heard that
Waiting for my onion rings, so I don't have to turn back
Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?
Better stop playing and just give me all of my food
Either I pay you right now, or leave the drive-thru
Gave me the bag, and then I took a bite of my food
There's cheese in my mouth (I'm gonna doodoo)
I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese
Made it a meal, so, yes, I got my drink
But why they gon' put cheese on everything?
They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese
I'll be takin' a number two in the morning
Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment?
The cheese already in my body, booty farting (I farted)
Wait, did you just fart in my drive-thru?
Yo, come, yo-you can't be serious
It's just cheese
It's just cheese
Queso
Cheese