POV: Knockout and Lefty at Walmart

(There’s no rules so it Lugege time)
Luigi: heh?

Knockout: *bursts into the Walmart with Mario in his servo* "Show yourself, little greenie! Or I turn the scarlet plumber here into a sloppy stain in the aisle!"

Mario: f**k off you cuckcog

Knockout: *brings his other servo to Mario's face and curls it into a fist with only the index finger out* "Zip it, crimson. Unless you want to have the same depth perception as my nurse and my boss."
(Knockout is talking about Breakdown and Shockwave respectively)

Gooigi: *shits on Knockout*

Knockout: *crushes Mario like the Ink Demon crushed Joey at the end of BatDR, making Mario into a sloppy stain in the aisle as promised* "You defecate on my body, I defecate on yours!" *opens a panel in his crotch, revealing a pipe, then he starts spraying transmission fluid (Cybertronian equivalent to piss) on Gooigi*
Lefty: *high-pitched demonic screeching to blow out the eardrums of Luigi and Gooigi*

Gooigi: *jumps into Knockout’s mouth, suffocating him*

Knockout: *slightly muffled laughing* "You fool, I don't need air! The only thing you're doing down there is muffling my voice box, and you're not even doing a good job of that!"

Gooigi: *inflates himself*

Knockout: *reaches in his mouth and grabs Gooigi*

*knockout was getting sick from Gooigi*

Knockout: *pulls Gooigi out of his throat* "You sly motherfragger. You're trying to get me sick. Well, too bad, because my kind can only get sick if our lifeblood is contaminated! And I have no openings for you to get into my bloodstream!" *laughs in Cybertronian*

Gooigi: aww look who can’t say F**K you shitty scrappy ass junkyard ass bitch!

Knockout: "For your information, "frag" is my language's version of "f**k", so shut your fragging mouth!"

Gooigi: haha, f**k your language, I’m literal goo, you ain’t hurting shit

Knockout: *jams his servo into Gooigi then cycles between his servo weapons to rip Gooigi apart and spread him around*

Gooigi: *reforms to its original body*

Knockout: *screams in agony as Gooigi's reformation tears his arm apart*

Gooigi: ooh I got that armour, not so thought lil bro

Knockout: "Fine, fine! I give up! Just don't hurt me or Lefty anymore!" *begins shedding optical lubricant (Cybertronian version of crying, golden tears)*

Gooigi: *victory dance*

*Luigi is getting tired of standing still so he hides behind toilet paper like inside a fortress*

Lefty: "Lure. Encapsulate. Fuse. Transport. Extract." *she searches for Luigi*

Luigi: *lets out Gooigi as a distraction*

Lefty: *is not amused*

Gooigi: *taps Lefty*

Lefty: *grabs Gooigi's arm and bodyslams him, then pins him down with one foot and continues to search for Luigi*

Gooogi: *slides off and still taps Lefty*

Lefty: *punches right through Gooigi's chest*

Gooigi: *gets rather mad and starts to flash him with his ToRcH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧*

Lefty: *crushes the flashlight in her hand, therefore also crushing Gooigi's hand*

Gooigi: f**k you *spams his suction cup ability*

Knockout: *raises optic ridge*

Luigi: *stoods still*

Knockout: *shrugs and looks back at Lefty*

Luigi: *gets ready to shoot out his suction shot*

Knockout: *notices* "Scratch my finish and you'll be a puddle in the parking lot!"

Luigi: *shoots anyways and runs into Walmart, screaming*

*A large chunk of paint gets torn off of Knockout's arm*
Knockout: "Now you die." *activates sawblade with malicious intent*

*Luigi enters the Walmart looking for a hiding spot, which he did*

Lefty: *enters the Walmart and searches for Luigi while chanting* "Lure. Encapsulate. Fuse. Transport. Extract."

*Luigi hides as the mannequin*

Scorpion spawns from hell

“Erm… what the actual f**k?”

Knockout: *activates sawblade with malicious intent*

(Meme is for the comments)

Scorpion sets himself on fire with equally malicious intent

(I ate the context for dinner and washed it down with your gender)
Knockout: "O...kay."
Lefty: *high-pitched demonic screeching*

(Male?)

Scorpion: What type of demons are you two?

(You are genderless now. I drank the gender from your body to wash down the context)
Knockout: "I'm an autonomous robotic organism from the planet Cybertron, also known as an Autobot. And she's..."
Lefty: *continues screeching*
Knockout: "I don't know what she is."

(💀)

Scorpion: Robots? Like… THE CYBER INITIATIVE FROM THE LIN KUEI! THE NINJA CLAN WHO MURDERED ME AND MY FAMILY IN COLD BLOOD!

Knockout: "No. I may be somewhat robotic, but I am a living and sentient being who can feel emotions, get hurt, die, etc."
Lefty: *stops screeching and clears throat*

Scorpion: Oh… yeah those f**kers are unfeeling dudes… they called me “Fire Ball…”

( also I’m transformers and fnaf fan but I changed it temporarily )

(ik)

(I don't wanna rain on your parade, so I'm gonna give permission for this so you're not breaking the rules, because getting into others' roleplays without permission is against the rules)
Knockout: "I've changed. As I said, I regret my part in her demise. And this man..." *points to Scorpion* "... is from Hell, so he could be a danger to your kind and mine."

(Alright ) immm …….going to watch YouTube……….

Lefty: *high-pitched demonic screeching*
Knockout: "Zip it, Lefty. Your demonic screeching is too loud."

Tank Dempsey- “ I got my eye on you…. Both of you …

Knockout: "Understood, Tank."
Lefty: *more high-pitched demonic screeching*

Tank- “ why is she so scared I’m just…. Ok they sent me to kill zombies because I’m the best marine but still she so much stronger an human is no match to an amitronic ..well most humans “ walks away for reals*

Knockout: "Wait! Tank, I need to know what I could do to make up for her death to you. I could revive her with the right tools."
Lefty: *finally stops screeching demonically*

Tank- he rubs his hand on his forehead and looked at him it’s ether this or ricktofin do’s it. Your a con how can I trust you… but again you were her friend- idk maybe I kinda need ask Optimus

Tank Dempsey- walks away with a death stare*

Knockout: "I can whip up a makeshift cloning machine with parts from this abandoned Walmart, and clone my own husk and repaint it for a body for her, then reformat the machine to turn human ghosts into Cybertronian sparks to use her spirit as a spark for her Cybertronian self."
Lefty: *opens mouth to continue demonically screeching, but gets shushed by Knockout's servo before she can*

Tank- Fine… wait so she can turn to human
Me - appears “ no it doesn’t work like that “ fades away *
The rest of tanks call of duty zombies black ops three appears ( Nikolai, ricktofin, tako)
Tank- ( sorry for my language but if u understand what this man has done you would understand he’s is probably worse then magatron - crime related- and you would agree with tank if you want me explain what he did then ask me he surprisingly nice)oh d***tofin
Ricktofin- tank what did her say about the language
Nikolai-We’re is she did she disappear like third wife ( don’t ask how many wives he had )because her and Dempsey are always right by each other
Tank- are not! Also she dead.
Nikolai and tako said what?! How?!
Tank- looks at knockout the rest that didn’t see you and we’re screaming * laughed *
Ricktofin- I thought you were going crazy I mean you and her were being… you guys… but -
Nikolai interrupted- you killed her uhhhh…
Tank- knockout
Nikolai- knockout
Tank - no magatron did
Nikolai- he’s real!
Ricktofin- mmmm maybe me and magatron can-
Tank - no you distroyed earth and moon in a different dimension and you made zombies and travel through time I DONT THINK MAGTRON NEEDS MORE ideas and definitely not from you!
Ricktofin- Americans…… ( ricktofin is. German , Nikolai is Russian, tako is Japanese, tank ..well a us marine )
Tank - she might become a transformer if knockout doesn’t mess up
Tako- a worrier spirit always lives one-/-
Ricktofin- smiled * I would think you don’t like the idea because then you and her can’t-
Tank- punches ricktofin * don’t you dare !
Ricktofin- ow! …. Sorry but maybe I can help make her human and um … cybertronion……
Tank- that’s fine but don’t turn her to a zombie!
// man this is long//

(hot damn that's long)
Knockout: *proceeds to begin construction of the cloning machine*

Tank- she will also transform to human
Ricktofin ummmmm maybe hey you need help knockout?”
The rest smirked *
Tank - you guys are something else…
Tank- grabs gun* I’m ganna to kill some of ricktofin s minions ( zombies)
Ricktofin- a one minded fool most do what a one minded fool can do …
Tank- I heard that!

Knockout: "Crafting a cloning machine out of an abandoned Walmart takes time! I need you all to be patient with me!" *he sounds exasperated*

Ricktofin-I know but do you need help
Tako- he clearly doesn’t need it know let’s go before tank Dempsey dies mad and sad while fighting zombies You know he wants her back but he likes talking anger out on people and he has a death wish and one of these days he going to die from your zombies…if we’re not careful and her will be not happy to see that tank has died when she alive again.
Ricktofin- fine but grab me when you need help on the human part I am a doctor! ( he is)
Nikolai- looks at knockout whith still open jaw and snapped out of it and said
“ so I guess I’m going to be stuck with a con who would most likely kill me?! What ever at least I can be with 1st and 5th wife again…”( I know for a fact his 1st wife has died but i don’t know what happened to the others…)