POV: Knockout and Lefty at Walmart

(There’s no rules so it Lugege time)
Luigi: heh?

Lefty: "Lure. Encapsulate. Fuse. Transport. Extract." *she searches for Luigi*

Luigi: *lets out Gooigi as a distraction*

Lefty: *is not amused*

Gooigi: *taps Lefty*

Lefty: *grabs Gooigi's arm and bodyslams him, then pins him down with one foot and continues to search for Luigi*

Gooogi: *slides off and still taps Lefty*

Lefty: *punches right through Gooigi's chest*

Gooigi: *gets rather mad and starts to flash him with his ToRcH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧*

Lefty: *crushes the flashlight in her hand, therefore also crushing Gooigi's hand*

Gooigi: f**k you *spams his suction cup ability*

Knockout: *bursts into the Walmart with Mario in his servo* "Show yourself, little greenie! Or I turn the scarlet plumber here into a sloppy stain in the aisle!"

Mario: f**k off you cuckcog

Knockout: *brings his other servo to Mario's face and curls it into a fist with only the index finger out* "Zip it, crimson. Unless you want to have the same depth perception as my nurse and my boss."
(Knockout is talking about Breakdown and Shockwave respectively)

Gooigi: *shits on Knockout*

Knockout: *crushes Mario like the Ink Demon crushed Joey at the end of BatDR, making Mario into a sloppy stain in the aisle as promised* "You defecate on my body, I defecate on yours!" *opens a panel in his crotch, revealing a pipe, then he starts spraying transmission fluid (Cybertronian equivalent to piss) on Gooigi*
Lefty: *high-pitched demonic screeching to blow out the eardrums of Luigi and Gooigi*

Gooigi: *jumps into Knockout’s mouth, suffocating him*

Knockout: *slightly muffled laughing* "You fool, I don't need air! The only thing you're doing down there is muffling my voice box, and you're not even doing a good job of that!"

Gooigi: *inflates himself*

Knockout: *reaches in his mouth and grabs Gooigi*

*knockout was getting sick from Gooigi*

Knockout: *raises optic ridge*

Luigi: *stoods still*

Knockout: *shrugs and looks back at Lefty*

Luigi: *gets ready to shoot out his suction shot*

Knockout: *notices* "Scratch my finish and you'll be a puddle in the parking lot!"

Luigi: *shoots anyways and runs into Walmart, screaming*

*A large chunk of paint gets torn off of Knockout's arm*
Knockout: "Now you die." *activates sawblade with malicious intent*

*Luigi enters the Walmart looking for a hiding spot, which he did*

Lefty: *enters the Walmart and searches for Luigi while chanting* "Lure. Encapsulate. Fuse. Transport. Extract."

*Luigi hides as the mannequin*

Knockout: *pulls Gooigi out of his throat* "You sly motherfragger. You're trying to get me sick. Well, too bad, because my kind can only get sick if our lifeblood is contaminated! And I have no openings for you to get into my bloodstream!" *laughs in Cybertronian*

Gooigi: aww look who can’t say F**K you shitty scrappy ass junkyard ass bitch!

Knockout: "For your information, "frag" is my language's version of "f**k", so shut your fragging mouth!"

Gooigi: haha, f**k your language, I’m literal goo, you ain’t hurting shit

Knockout: *jams his servo into Gooigi then cycles between his servo weapons to rip Gooigi apart and spread him around*

Gooigi: *reforms to its original body*

Knockout: *screams in agony as Gooigi's reformation tears his arm apart*

Gooigi: ooh I got that armour, not so thought lil bro

Knockout: "Fine, fine! I give up! Just don't hurt me or Lefty anymore!" *begins shedding optical lubricant (Cybertronian version of crying, golden tears)*

Gooigi: *victory dance*

*Luigi is getting tired of standing still so he hides behind toilet paper like inside a fortress*

I forgot to say this, basic rules apply. No romance, or joke characters.

yo lefty you alright? thought u burned in that fire

Puppet: *crawls out of Lefty's mouth and gives a thumbs up*

same bro

Puppet: *crawls back into Lefty*
Knockout: "She's quite the odd one."

k

??? (Middo):????????

(Continuing our old Sherlock Breakdown RP from a long time ago, this is that same abandoned Walmart that Silas was using)
Knockout: "Middo, long time no see! How has life been treating you?"
Lefty: *opens mouth to screech demonically but gets silenced by Knockout*

"!"
(Ok)

Knockout: "Good to know. Middo, this is my conjunx, or as your species would say, my girlfriend, Lefty." *pulls his hand away from Lefty's muzzle*
Lefty: *speaks in a standard British accent 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧* "'Ello. Name's Lefty. Nice to meetcha." *extends her hand for a handshake*

"hi"

Knockout: "By the way, I'm still picking pepper flakes out of my optics from when Silas pepper-sprayed me at this very Walmart."

"ah"