"dog is god backwards" isnt saying shit backwards or in latin how you summon a demon

in comments in case you cant read it:
I don't hate dogs (I mean I do, but not in an "All dogs should go extinct" way just in a "I hate dogs and I don't want to own one and I likely will not visit you if you own a dog" way) but holy shit why do some of them have to live so long and the actually cool animals dont? Why do I gotta put up with a disgusting creature that barks all day and causes noise pollution and shits and pisses everywhere and terrorizes wildlife and gets as loud as it f**king can the second you drop something for like 10- 15 f**king years? But then the cool animals like birds or fish or something live for like 8 years tops. I also find how pampered dogs are by society. You hate cats? No one cares. It's cool. Same with every other animal. Heck, same with babies. But the second you hate dogs, everyone gets up in arms and acts like you're an irredeemable monster. I'm not saying you're required to love babies I'm just saying you're f**ked up in the head if you think that it's normal and okay to, in a cultic sense, practically worship a disgusting beast that shits and pisses on everything and disrespects wildlife and causes noise pollution and all that shit, as well as hate babies, of your own kind no less, and view said disgusting beasts as higher than those babies. I dunno. Dogs seem to be getting more popular though, which is good, I guess. Things tend to rise up and get more popular and more powerful before they have a huge falloff.

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mf what point are you trying to even make here

of course the person who makes an essay about why dogs are a waste and are awful is the same person who has only ever had bad experiences with dogs and does not understand why people own and enjoy them.
Not every pitbull is like that pitbull that attacked you, much less every dog.

i didnt say they were a waste or awful
what I said was they dont deserve to live as long as they do
and i dont care if not every pitbull is like the one that attacked me, enough of them are to make me steer clear of them

1. why don't they
2. well that's just blatantly incorrect

1 because they noise pollute and shit everywhere and thats it what did they do to deserve it
i mean fish are motherf**king awesome as shit and they dont live nearly as long

fish only don't make so much noise because they're incapable of it
Lots of dogs are trained not to bark so much
and are house trained, meaning you would only find their poop where it belongs
also fish use the restroom everywhere in the water too

I would rather have my fish's piss and shit in it's TANK which I clean for it and I have put it there and it doesnt take up any space than have a dog's shit and piss all over my backyard

It goes into the earth you f**king dumbass.

fertilizer
if you bury it you can get plants

you are the f**king dumbass
you are the one that doesn't f**king know when to shut the actual f**k up and stop butting into arguments that arent yours
youre the one that gets all f**king pissed like i just murdered your mother and mocked her in front of your eyes whenever I have any opinion negatively against dogs
disrespectfully shut your dumbass mouth

not reading that lol

no, he's right
you always have the worst, most disagreeable takes ever

Does it not go into the earth?

>> fish dirties it's water
>> you clean it
>> dog pees and poops in backyard (only one of which requires cleaning)
>> suddenly it's terrible

yes because if im walking to get the tools needed to clean it up and i step in it its an inconvenience
whereas if my fish uses the restroom in its tank its simply a matter of draining the water and replacing it every few onces in a whiles

ok?? so you can step in dog poop???
that's not devastating

also you can't "train" a dog, they're too stupid too be trained
it might force themselves to ignore instinct as an attempt to either get a reward from you or avoid punishment depending on how harshly you train it, but that's it
it can't be hardwired into their brains "don't do this" or "do this"
they can get the command and do it once or twice if told so
but they will not do it on their own without being specifically instructed to
even so
they will likely only do it if a reward is promised beforehand and given afterwards

my mom can straight up talk to my dog

but does it understand

yes

proof?

why would I send you a recording of my mother and dog

no i meant just recall a memory of when it happene

she does it all the time it isn't special

can you train fishes

what purpose would you have for training fishes

to tell it where to go and what to do
like you would train, oh..
a dog

wdym what to do bro
fish dont do shit

"go into the castle
do a flip
spin"

not always
only according to you and him, and only when it comes to dogs
it's not my fault that you two are moronic dog nutters that get all up in arms whenever someone even slightly dislikes dogs

I'm not just talking about dogs

you consistently have the stupidest opinions in this entire stream

blah blah blah

Wow
What a calm and rational reaction
Wishing for someone, a child no less (according to most people, under 18 is "child"), to have an agonizing injury that causes permanent injury and disability at the very least and potential death just for an opinion they have
You seem like a fun and agreeable person and totally not an insane f**king psychopath

so do you :)

you wished permanent injury/disability at best and death at worst upon me for simply not liking dogs
i dislike dogs
im not the bad one here

Ok

2 yes it isnt

you remind me of a teacher I had
he, at a very young age was attacked by a group of black people for seemingly no reason
he was terrified of black people
until his mom got him a black fishing teacher
he then realized his fear was irrational

i would rather have an "irrational" fear than to get near an animal that was bred to fight and kill and is capable of pulling thousands of pounds and taking down horses and is known for causing the most annual human deaths+most annual animal deaths than any other dog
i do not view it as an overreaction to err on the side of caution

>> dogs are no longer bred to fight, many are made for show
>> surprisingly, mosquitos kill the most humans per year, more than snakes and lions
>> lions kill the most animals
>> tosses out information with no based
>> "irrational" fear

im talking pitbulls
im not talking animals, im talking the most human deaths that DOGS cause
im talking the most animal deaths that DOGS caused
scroll on r/banpitbulls for sources, it's an anti pitbull subreddit BUT it does show faecbook posts/stories of pitbulls mauling and links to news articles
rational fear

ok? they just so happened to have the highest fatality rate per year? so? dogs are dangerous. everything is dangerous.

yes but things are less dangerous than others
by your logic you can either trust everything, ranging from a stick to a rabid polar bear, because if everything is dangerous might as well not gaf, or not trust anything, even your own mother who has unconditionally loved you for your entire life, because everything can be dangerous and that includes her

I could drown in my pool, I still swim in it

some things are less dangerous than others*

ok?
i could choke eat my food
i still eat it
doesnt matter bruh
your trying to make me look irrational
would you rather be next to someone that has like a 1 in 5 trillion chance of hurting you or a 1 in 350 chance of hurting you

you do quite literally have an irrational fear
cars kill tons of people too
you use those
your house could collapse or burn with you in it
the sun could give you skin cancer
so many things
yet you fear a breed of dog

it is not an irrational fear
okay?
so?
cars? houses? sun? yeah but
WHAT ARE THE F**KING ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING
you are acting like everything has the SAME EXACT CHANCE OF HAPPENING
there is a higher chance of a highly aggressive high prey drive that causes a shitton of human deaths a year and mostly has child/elderly or female human victims (I am both a child (since under 18 is child) and female) mauling me to death than there is a chance of me getting skin cancer or a car hitting me while i'm walking across a parking lot

the only way to make that statement false is if i kept running around and jumping in front of cars or stayed outside all day with no sunscreen on a very hot day

also
those dogs that we're talking about (pitbulls) are insanely strong and able to pull thousands of pounds and kill horses within minutes and once they lock onto a target they are basically just locked onto it until either the target is dead or they are dead
with a car hitting me i have a chance of surviving depending on how fast it gets and with skin cancer id never stay outside long enough to have it happen to me and i have a chance of surviving getting hit by a car
with those things i do not stand a chance
i would almost instantly get overpowered, those things can kill grown men and I would not be able to defend myself against someone else my age

Real

fish dont have legs how can they fli

ok