Joke RP! Keep it SFW, anything else goes!

Johnny Cage: Sorry bud… fresh out… ya know… turnips…. But I could take a selfie with you!

Freak: "Freak take selfie!"

Cage: Alright! *pulls out his phone*

sus sus moogus: *among us drip plays in the bg*

Freak: "Freak love turnips!" *mistakes Sus Sus Moogus for a turnip and proceeds to begin eating*

*vanish*

Freak: *angy*

*angier*

Freak: *angiest* "TURNIIIIIIIP!!!!" *runs toward SSM with outstretched arms and an angy face*

*runs at him at light speed*

Freak: *opens mouth for SSM*

*dodges and viciously kicks*
boom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom *translated* I not food

Freak: "Not turnip?"

"Not food"

Freak: *sad* "Not turnip."

*fades into thin air*

Freak: *sadder*

*reappears with the world's whole supply of turnips*

Freak: *gasp* "Turnips!" *eats a few turnips and decides to save the rest for later*

:)

Freak: *hugs SSM* "Freak thank you!"

yuh *thumbs up*

Freak: *sacks up the turnips and retreats to his cave* "Bye-bye!"