i would either: die, die, be rich, be afraid of drake, be a mcdees cashier, or have boobs
honestly considering the amount of simps there are on the planet
wake up as the opposite gender; be a subject of mk-ultra; finally get a job; wheel of source's bullshit; be incinerated; destroyed by gay jewish space drone lasers; 800 billion dollars with no taxes; live in canada; WOULD YOU SPIN