tech writing is BORING i draw goofy bnuuies

rosalina: why did toadette and birdo start stealing stars? are they black holes?
kashiko: hey, no one gets called a black hole but me!
rosalina: from what i’ve been seeing for the past hundreds of years, stars are usually eaten by black holes. right now i’ve been receiving reports from the mario brothers that toadette and birdo have been stealing stars from them. that is as close as we can get to a black hole right now
sephiroth: did we forget that birdo’s mouth kinda looks like a black hole if you really look closely at it?
rosalina: why did you have to remind me?
kashiko: oh my, would you look at the time? the pizza rolls must be ready!

does birdo eat stars

toadette: yes she shoves them right down, as do i

is that’s how they steal them then

yes and nobody can get them back once they’re gone

oohh

me omw to tell toadette and birdo that the sun is a planet to trick them into returning the sun to its original place since it would then not actually be a star (why didn’t it work??)

reminds me of a few days ago when i had a dream abt beating able to turn off the sun and when i did it like disappeared and never came back (some one stoledded it))

kid named able