extra freaky "why do you follow me?"

.

Didn’t follow you until just now but 👀

I would answer this but I'm afraid age is gonna be a problem....

hm?

As in, you're probably younger than me (like almost everyone on this site) which kinda sucks cause... Well... Nevermind, I guess.

How old are you

19.

dayum

I was right, wasn't I? Yeah, that's what my horny ass gets. *yeets myself off cliff*

HORNY???

Love deprived and touch starved which comes out as just plain horny, yeah..

🤭

notes for later use

Noted*

WHY?

are you a guy or gal

Gal. Why?

what were you gonna say tho 🤨

Idk funni

All of the above

bet

you know which one im talking about

Memechat~

O///O

Cutie

👀

😏

Nuh uh

Yuh huh

lies

Fine you got me

There's another one too

what is it

Nuh uh not saying here

🍆

Nothing else?

A lot there

😎

t-that’s the only reason? 😔

No, 😏😭🍆

🫵🍆 rn

But me no in mood rn

😔

Sowwy

😎😳👓

W

Ya

😎 😭

😎

Real

Smart_person running here 100 mph to say😍 for the unfunny “smart_person wimps for radium” bit

*simps

I am not real

😮

I am a figment of your imagination to boost your ego

You have never boosted my ego

Damn

you make me feel bad 😔

🫢
You decimated he goofy anh

why the f**k are you here

there’s 3 people commenting on this post that is 4 weeks old

Bored as hell

fair

Also this shit outta date

Idfk why I'm here 😭

how did you get here 😭

✨magic✨

You’re more than welcome to memechat me whenever you want

I’m just awkward and nervous and don’t know how to start conversations with people I like so I don’t 😭

Really? 🥺

I’ve been here the whole time we just don’t really talk

And thanks, im flattered

I know TmT

lmao

Yes 🥺🥺🥺

Yayyyyy >w<

whai

Least complicated summary: I missed having you around

🤭

I sought your company

profile stalking? 🥺

Unironically yes

That’s how I’m here

*ahh

F**k you keyboard