EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE THIS BOOK, IT FOLLOWS ME

lucky i had to look up a guide to find it

Gooner's Curse

I think that the gods of this world are trying to tell my character something

they're either trying to make you a maid or a girlkisser

I think they're telling me to become a maid

NOO LITTLE ARGONIAN GIRL
DON'T PICK UP THE FORBIDDEN TOMES

She is not little

She is big and strong

NOO BIG ARGONIAN WOMAN
DON'T PICK UP THE FORBIDDEN TOMES

"Hmm, I've never heard of a 'maid outfit' before"

CURSED FOREVER

F**k a lusty argonian maid, I need a lusty argonian butler