Another EOI Spin off (Why do some spin off always have an "and" in their titles?).mp3

Blook: "Yet another spin off. I'm glad I'm not a major character or even a primary side character, being in the main cast is tiring."

Paleo: Are you saying that your tired of being a main character, or is it because it's hard work?

Blook: "What about my tired of being a main character?"
Woom: "You used the wrong you're."

Paleo: No, like I'm saying if your getting tired of being a main character, or it's probably because it's hard work being a main character of the franchise. Plus, Woom, my auto correcter doesn't give a flying fish about it.

Woom: "Still using the wrong you're."

My dumbass auto correcter:

Woom: "Yeah because it's a word so you just think it's being used right!"

Paleo: I was only asking a question for Blook, until Woom and my dumb auto correcter decided to argue over 2 words that sounded similar.

Blook: "Hey, has anyone seen those Tatsugiri?"
*Meanwhile, in the pond outside the castle...*
Sushi: "It's okay that Maki is gay, dad!"
Nigri: "I will starve myself before I say being gay is okay!"
Inari: "Say what you want, but we all know this is because your wife died."
Maki: "Dad, it's not that hard to accept it!"

Meloetta: What's going on here?

Maki: "My dad here is all 'i hate the gays' and 'being gay is bad' because i came out."

Meloetta: I'll go get him! You guys distract him!
*Flies to get Marshadow*

Ogerpon: "Nice balls bro."
*She then pulls out the cudgel.*

*Meanwhile at Marshadow's place*
Dreepy: How does it look?
Marshadow: Hmm, maybe a little bit off the side there.
Dreepy: Oh man, your killing my feet!
Marshadow: You don't have any feet.
Dreepy: Oh right.
*Doorbell rings*
Marshadow: Oh, someones at the door. Who could it be at this hour?

Flutter Mane: "It's Meloetta."
Iron Hands: "a"

Marshadow: My girlfriend is here? What does she want?
Dreepy: Idk? Maybe she needs a cup of sugar.
Marshadow: Let her in. Maybe she wants me for something.

Flutter Mane: "You do it dreepy i'm armless."

*Dreepy sigh*
Dreepy: Why do I always do someone's work.
*Opens door*
Meloetta: Marshadow, I need your help.
Marshadow: What happened, is your radio broke again?
Meloetta: No, there is a guy that looked like Blook, but he looked insane, covered in blood.
Marshadow: Sounds like an enemy. I haven't done any fighting action ever since we fought Giratina for true love.
Meloetta: Follow me.
Marshadow: Right behind you.
*He follows Meloetta to Insane Blook*
Dreepy: You two love birds have fun.
*Closes door*

*Ogerpon is wearing all her masks rn and Tink has a flaming hammer thanks to Ogerpon*

Meloetta: Alright, my friends should be right there fighting Blook, but pretty much dangerous.
Marshadow: Ah, Insane Blook.
Meloetta: You know him?
Marshadow: Yeah, Blook told me about his variations of himself. It also includes his friends.
Meloetta: Well, did you encounter him tho?
Marshadow: Well, no. But, I believe it might be a first time. So, it's time that I give him a piece of my mind.

IBlook: "Hey have you ever had the kool aids with the really annoying top thing-"
Ogerpon: "Don't make me crush your balls."

Marshadow: So, you're the I've heard about.

IBlook: "Hello..."

Marshadow: Trying to hurt my girlfriend and her friends I see?

Blook: "New rp"

Meloetta: Wait, you're gay?

Sushi: "Yeah, he is. And our dad is apparently against that."

Meloetta: Why would you do such a thing like that, Nigri?

Nigri: "IT'S A MENTAL ILLNESS!!!"
Ogerpon: "No it's not get a brain f**king loser."

Meloetta: Look, just because he's gay doesn't mean you have to yell at him.

Maki: "Dad stop-"
Nigri: "YOU DON'T CALL ME THAT."
Ogerpon: "Mmm sushi"
Nigri: "WAIT NONONONONONONO-"

Meloetta: Ogerpon, don't-

*chomp*
Ogerpon: "WRAGFH. YOU TASTE HORRIBLE"

Meloetta: 🤦

Tink: "OGERPON WE HAVE A PROBLEM."
Ogerpon: "Whuh- 😱"
*It's Insane Blook.*
Ogerpon and Tink: "MELOETTA CALL MARSHADOW HE CAN DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT"