Try To Make Me Blush

0%

*inhales*

FEMBOY THERIAN FURRY WITH CUTE SPRIGATITO CAT EARS AND A FLUFFY GREEN AND BLUE TAIL WITH A COLLAR AND AN UwU face

Screamt like that, at most 15%.

Never thought I would see emo rebel sprigatito 💀

Well there you go.

Indeed.

This is the best prigatito so far

/hj i hope

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2%
I am from East Germany. The former GDR. You ain't getting me with communism.

Berlin or dresden?

Neither. I am not telling you where I live.

I'm not going to fly to germany and go door to door to door in every village city or town i see trying to look for you

I would

NO WAY

I’m the only one who knows where he lives

You literally don't though. That address was pretty far off.

I know I just like joking about knowing it

F#ck

Shit how the hell am I supposed to do this

Just try it. Try saying something that would make you want to get rammed into the mattress by a person if they said it to you.

My brain is a wasteland
Why can’t I think of anything

Just something hot

You?

Okay, tbh that's cute...

As cute as you?

18%

I’ll take it
To know it worked makes me happy

Uh I gotta think

<— you see this pic when you wake up

Let's hope I see it in the mirror

youre a male

Yes, a male that feels like a girl sometimes. Doesn't make you any more or less correct.

Hmmm

Well, after some time has passed, I am beginning to feel unsure...

Well it’s common for me too. I believe that it’s the sudden lack of testosterone in my body. WHaddya think?

I don't think it's that. Testosterone is not something that is just missing like that.

Alr?

22%

"Are you a refrigerator? Because I want to put my sausage in you."

-0.6%

🙁

🥶🥶🥶

Huh?

6%

80%

💀

Idc that you asked pet that it made me blush 80%

What?

Don’t question it

What?

What

Ok….

Figured