Finally, a helmet that my lizard head can comfortably fit in

no more weekly chiropractor visits

Her neck can be in peace

question
are her eyes on the front of her head or the sides

Uuuuh

I think that's sides?

I think it's front
Which means she's a predator

Built different

And there's her teeth too

I love going to Stormcloak territory and everyone is casually racist to me

Talking to a guard
"What do you want, lizard"

"what's the matter can't find a restaurant that sells flies"

Since the stereotype is that Argonians are all liars and thieves (I am LITERALLY the leader of the Thieves Guild 😭), sometimes they say that they're watching me and that I better not steal anything

"whaaaaatt?? nooo what are you talking about I'm not"
*fails to steal gold coins*
"whoopsie :3c"

My high pickpocketing level giving me like a 92% chance to steal valuables off of people:

getting the ~8%:

If that ever happens to me I'm killing them

way to perpetuate the stereotype

Hey

At least nothing feels as cool as a fellow Argonian calling me their egg-sister

EUUGHHH

What

idk why I do NOT like that name

It's cause Argonians lay and hatch from eggs

So they call fellow Argonians egg-brothers or egg-sisters

ig that makes sense