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Fernando Alonso | FUCK I AM COMMENT BANNED FOR 8 HOURS FROM "constructive criticism" TO ONE OF MACK THE KNIFE'S DICKRIDERS; I know his sensitive ass prob flagged me | image tagged in fernando alonso | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Reply in 7 hours if you don't touch kids
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It's been fun!

Gtg
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Cock and ball torture
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a p**is

Contents:
Section 1: In Pornography
Section 2: Ball stretcher
Section 3: Parachute
Section 4: Humbler
Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: Parachute

A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This force
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stay gone loser
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Why is everyone suddenly getting banned
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In msmg
Or sitewide
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Sitewide
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Dam
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Too damn funny!!

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Is that all you got, Jethro?
Weak is putting mildly.
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jethro? brigga jethro? man shut yo bitch ass up I already know you at least 35 behind that screen you crusty ass bitch, moldy ass bitch, built like a cucumber ass bitch, you def got 9 neck rolls you pussy ass bitch, Canadian cockroach getting a rimjob in the back of a subway looking ass bitch, takrus get some hoes you lil bitch boy, don't you dare disrespect my name again you stupid ass bitch, living in a cardboard box you nasty ass bum
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Go back to politics lil bro
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Keep crying 😢
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What you gonna cry about, not having a father?
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Keep scraping your knuckles on the bottom of the insult barrel while you grasp at straws.

Absolutely HILARIOUS
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Go ahead and get your alts to spam upvote your narcissistic ass, because nobody else likes your shit

Nobody even taught you basic knowledge, because you'd know not to be a whiny little bitch about one little event the world, and you might even be more stupid than the dumbest person on earth. You obviously do NOT belong on this site, if all you're gonna do is post shit nobody wants to see. Get your ass off this website and never come back. Same goes for your alts too.
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Poor cheesy is fuming because his Boi friend was insulted.
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u and cheez!!!! #gay #lgbtq #pride
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I SUPPORT!!! #Gay #Pride #LGBTQ
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Looks like a 10 year old with down syndrome drew that pic.
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my apologies Mr gay guy big gay man gay ceo
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Try again kid that may have been your weakest comment yet
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ok that's cool but spongrbor
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Spongebob? Really? Is that the best you can do? Absolutely pathetic
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Another brain fart. Too damn funny.
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What all else fails repeat yourself endlessly. The Game Plan of a degenerate loser
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You know what, f**k off, attention seeking c**t. You ain't worth anyone's time. If I'd meet you irl, I'd f**king kill your ass on the spot. You're so damn annoying, even your mother tells you to go back down to your 50 year old basement. Admit it, politics user, it's true. You're just a pathetic no-life who hasn't touched grass for a long, long time.
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The only thing you've ever killed were a plethora of your own brain cells.
Stop huffing glue, kid!
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Again? As if we needed any more proof of your Down syndrome
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Weak. And overused like your rear orifice.
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Repeating your failed memes will never heighten their potency.
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here's your fursona!!!!
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You should fire the Mongoloid you pay to draw your memes.
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is this your fursona?? you look so cute :3
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what even is that 💀
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No Doubt, that's what your parents said when you were born.
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U a nerd lmao
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"U a nerd" semi-literacy confirmed
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becoming a furry as well?!?!?
never knew you'd go this far, welcome to the club
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Keep me out of your perverted homosexual fantasies
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You're catching on, kid!
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Hey, just so you know, f**k Europe, and f**k your fake country the size of a small US state. F**k euros, f**k Celsius, f**k soccer, and F**K the Metric system. Your military is probably so weak and underfunded that they practice with nerf-guns. Your country probably has a tradition that revolves around lynching black people every 6th Sunday yet you dare to call American cops racist. You probably speak some sort of retarded “language” that sounds akin to an abandoned dog being strangled to death with barbed wire, and which has less speakers than fraudulent Biden-ballots. I bet you wake up each day, eat your national breakfast dish of rotten fish and unseasoned potatoes, leave your gingerbread lookalike house, hop into your shitty Skoda or Opel, or even worse, hop onto a bike, get lost on your way to work because the road-layout of your shitty city looks like someone threw spaghetti on the floor, work a shitty 9-5 job where you do f**k-all and literally sleep half the day, or get screamed at by some Hitler-lookalike stuck-up for 8 hours because you need to achieve the “maximum efficiency”. Going home after work you get lost again and end up in the depressing commieblock ghetto part of town and actively have to stop yourself from committing suicide, you manage to drop by your girlfriend who doesn’t shave her armpits and probably looks more like a man then you before going home and filing the tax report which takes 70% of your income and also requires you to fellate your monarch for 15 minutes every month, after a long stressful day you sit down in front of your tv to watch our AMERICAN media and talk to your equally depressed friends on an AMERICAN website, before you make it to bed a swat-team arrests you and you get sentenced to 12 years in prison for making a mild joke about gay people in a country without free speech. F**k Europe.
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ok kid!!!
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Is that all you got? Did you run out of gas or have you just exhausted your vocabulary?
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I'm gonna draw you sucking face with cheez cuz y'all are such a happy couple
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You'd be better served drawing yourself a replacement for your corrupted gray matter.
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Lol, look at this absolute fool!
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who are you
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Are you writing a book? Never mind with your literacy skills that would be a pipe dream.
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did you just say that again
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what
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Relax, even I have more braincells than you will ever have

Because I support Kamilia

What'd you gonna do now, get your ass butthurt, triggered and attack me? I bet your ass has the mind of a 6 year old, because you're obviously acting like a young ass kid
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You can't even spell the hoe's name correctly.
Too damn funnyl!
that speaks volumes about your brain cells.
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Too damn funny that you're on here instead of touching kids
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Roflmao @ you
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What are you 10?
You'll look back at your cringe worthy comments and memes in a few years with total embarrassment.
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Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz.
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Come kiss me on my hot mouth
I'm feeling romantical
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And catch syphilis? I'll pass
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Listen closely, do you hear it? You will hear The Skibidi of Thousands as the gyatt opens up. You will hear the rizzlers play their pibby Sounds. Extracting sigma of life will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be banban. Together, a feast fit for an alpha. Together, melded by rizz and garten connection. Be banban.
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Come on toe jam, please don't tell me you ride the short bus with the rest of these degenerates
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Imagine using people who have actual developmental disorders and disabilities and who often have difficulty with living to slander people you disagree with. That’s not cool at all
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Confirmation of you having a developmental disorder. This is why you were offended, of course!
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I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
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Seek professional help, kid.
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I've driven this one insane. Absolutely HILARIOUS
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at least elaborate who you are fella
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Run along kid, before your mother comes down to the basement and slaps you around for being online so late.
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either you are 5 or 50
probably 50
You act like brattmann and pottingshedpete
which automatically makes you a pedophile!!! Congratulations on the promotion!!
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5 or 50 better describes your IQ than my age.
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I support u coming out!!
I know it's hard but u can do it!!
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This is the first time I've ever argued with someone with Down Syndrome. I'm almost starting to pity you
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I would love to share it with you, babe
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So proud of you comin out as gay!!!
How brave of you!
We'll support you!
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Assreally, did you type that yourself or did your special education teacher give you a hand?
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I AM SO PROUD OF YOU COMING OUT AS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!
I KNEW IT WAS HARD, BUT WE SUPPORT YOU!!!
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You can keep repeating yourself endlessly but it will never heighten the weak comment's potency. I'm starting to think you all share one single contaminated brain.
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u and cheez!!!
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my autism telepathically sent the message :3
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No doubt it must be hard having Down syndrome and autism simultaneously
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nah, just plain autism
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I think you need to get a second opinion
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You could do better toe jam licker? That weak comment was already used. Try try again.
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my opinions come from me and the voices :3
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No doubt, that much is evident
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schizophrenia is fun sometimes
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never

welcome to the gayest server ever
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My work is done here ass really. Later
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is this you
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need
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ugh I just nutte in ur ear...
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Please respond to me
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No need to. You embarrass yourself with every comment you post. Keep up the good work
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Are you a skibidi female or a sigma male?
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I feel like stroking a big black cock. I am a horny gay man who is sadly single wanting a man to f**k, but one time a friend told me about bbc. Which meant big black cock, I got hard and searched it up then I starting jizzing when I saw the images. I tried finding gay black men around my location to have gay sex with but the only one I found had Herpes and hepatitis, and now I’m disappointed. Can y’all hmu if you are a gay black man?
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Invest in a straight jacket
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When I was about 11 I technically got caught mashing my meat to SpongeBob. Back then I'd jerk off to those "top celebrity beach body" compilations on VH1 or whatever. But they had commercials, and I wasn't hanging around for that. So I'd switch to another channel during the breaks, but sort of "keep things going." Anyway, the result of this was that my older brother walked in on me, and I had just switched to nickelodeon. I'll never forget him saying "to SPONGEBOB?!?" and leaving the room dying of laughter.
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It’s spelled straitjacket
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You're too bright are you?
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you're finna be sore when I'm done with you 😈
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You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."
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You're doing a great job running yourself into the ground! Good work
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Send me toe pics NOW
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You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman .
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didn't you become irrelevant
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I don't embarrass myself, you do.
Can you please get off your mom's tablet, six year old?
Also congrats on coming out as a gay furry!
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You repeated the same tired meme Ad nauseam. Absolutely cringe-worthy.
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I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks, I don't know why but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with a black man aswell. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it brings a smile to my face.
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*and

Btw do you also jizz to furry p*rn?
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What are your opinions on the border policies of the Biden administration?
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F**K I AM COMMENT BANNED FOR 8 HOURS FROM "constructive criticism" TO ONE OF MACK THE KNIFE'S DICKRIDERS; I know his sensitive ass prob flagged me