The future world if

The simping little f**k makes a post thinking he will be the best mod when in reality, he will instantly ban anyone for calling him a radium simp for f**ks sake.

The pissed off narrator starts getting more suspicious and thinks about if hypothetically, smart person somehow gets mod like potassium, considering they haven’t done shit here well enough to get f**king mod.

W narration.

cool onion facts deserves to own the site

The fatso claims that a user named “cool_onion_facts” deserves to own the shitty site that’s already crumbling more than me and my wife’s marriage. Although I can’t blame the user, Geeb. He would seem like a pretty good site owner here.

ThePissedOff_Narrator and Geeb proceeded to violently make out, impregnating Narrator in the process.

You disgust me. I hate this job bad enough, atleast f**king appreciate my job as a angered narrator not a f**king victim of rape

Geeb is not paying child support.

onionflip

onionflip will cure aids

and i will solve worldwide onionphobia, because every onion deserves a chance in the world

and cancer

why are you using me as leverage to hide your narcissism? i do onion facts, not info shielding

i wasn't doing that. you do onion facts. no controversy, no homophobia, nothing. just onion. that deserves mod possibly more than me.

hhmmmmmmm

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns

Remove smart_person and replace mod with owner