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cool onion facts deserves to own the site

The fatso claims that a user named “cool_onion_facts” deserves to own the shitty site that’s already crumbling more than me and my wife’s marriage. Although I can’t blame the user, Geeb. He would seem like a pretty good site owner here.

ThePissedOff_Narrator and Geeb proceeded to violently make out, impregnating Narrator in the process.

You disgust me. I hate this job bad enough, atleast f**king appreciate my job as a angered narrator not a f**king victim of rape

Geeb is not paying child support.

onionflip

onionflip will cure aids

and i will solve worldwide onionphobia, because every onion deserves a chance in the world

and cancer

The simping little f**k makes a post thinking he will be the best mod when in reality, he will instantly ban anyone for calling him a radium simp for f**ks sake.

The pissed off narrator starts getting more suspicious and thinks about if hypothetically, smart person somehow gets mod like potassium, considering they haven’t done shit here well enough to get f**king mod.

W narration.

why are you using me as leverage to hide your narcissism? i do onion facts, not info shielding

i wasn't doing that. you do onion facts. no controversy, no homophobia, nothing. just onion. that deserves mod possibly more than me.

hhmmmmmmm

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns