the realest

damn

real

do you wanna see a cool onion fact:

The unknown user here is giving bullshit onion facts to random users here, which I don’t disagree on because we got nothing better to do, the pissed off narrator calms down and gets a interested look on his face and replies softly: “I’d like to see a onion fact!”

cool onion fact: onion migrate to dr pepper land to have babies

Of course the little boy with a self esteem that is so low that a WHO(world health organization) professional is heading to his house within 48 hours, is using inspect element to make him look like he clearly has no f**king life in this site and including his tagline, it seems that he needs some kind of special therapy

narrator why are you so pissed off today

The little boy who groomed a horny kid named potassium now is asking the pissed off narrator why is he so damn pissed, the pissed off narrator has a dumbfounded look and a face that says kind of like “are you dumb?” And he replies in a somewhat annoyed tone:

“It’s my job to be a pissed off narrator you idiot.”

okay first of all i never groomed anyone
second of all ok but why

Because that’s my f**king job you c**t

you're a c**t