I am NOT reading this book

medieval wattpad

I recorded myself reading it to my friend to torture him

The "polish my spear" line is insane 😭😭

I think a user named themself after this
anyway what does it even do besides mentally scar people

Nothing

Some books level up skills or tell you lore

This is just purely for entertainment

they should have made it so you combust after reading this

I have a nickname for my character

Her nickname is the Burly Argonian Warrior

sounds about right

14 dollars for a gem like this? book should be like all honry stuff, free

what?????

free with advertisments
the way God intended

uhh that's kinda weird
also I'm not very religious but I don't know if god likes it when you watch porn???

...

do you know the phrase "the way God intended" isn't literal?

for all I know there isn't one or there are and infinite amount

whoopsie doodles!!!
anyway that's still kinda weird