Spongebob.avi
I used to love Spongebob. Well, at least the first 3 seasons. My personal favorite was the graveyard shift. Not anymore. I was walking down my street and I came across a garage sell there was a strange looking man. He was tall and short with a red beard that was black. There was nothing I wanted so I left and found a package on my doorstep, it had a dvd that had the words, “Spongebob.avi” written in spooky sharpie. I put it in my computer and my computer screamed, as to warn me, I should have listened.
Part 2: The video
The episode started with the same cheerful music but scary background and the song was backwards it was very scary. The title card said “Squidward goes insane.” It started at squidwards house but 666 was spray painted on the door. squidward was playing his clarinet very badly and spongebob and Patrick was playing in front of his house making a bunch of noise.
“Spongebob,” squidward yelled out to the pair, “your ruining my genius.”
“Shut up, you mediocre clarinet player,” Spongebob said uncharacteristicly.
“Yeah, your playing hurts our ears,” Patrick followed up. Suddenly, the sky turned bloody red. I looked in shock as squidwards eyes became very bloody. Almost hyper realistically. He pulled out a shotgun and pointed it at Patrick I was very scared because Patrick was my third favorite character swuidward and mr Krabs were my other two favorites. He pulled the trigger and Patrick’s head exploded into a very bloody mess. I vomited because the blood was HYPER REALISTIC. Spongebob screamed and ran squidward in pursiut. Spongebob ran into the krusty krab. Fred the my leg guy was sitting at the table as spongebob ran into the table and Fred flew with the table and he said my leg I laughed because I like the my leg joke. Mr Krabs came out and said Spongebob me boy, what’s going on? Spongebob replied squidwards gone ins-“ but before he could finish the tv cut static. I took this opportunity to go to McDonald’s and get me some chicken nuggies and I went back and my room had blood everywhere and all but my squidward plush who was holding a bloody knife I threw it out the window. I kept watching the video. Squidward had mr Krabs cornered in his office as he said in a demonic voice TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS. Mr Krabs said this is mutiny mr squidward then squidward pulled out a bloody knife like my plush had and stabbed mr Krabs shell. But it didn’t work aye me shell is very durable.
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