im killing myself

In gta online

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT GIBBY

u could be his replacement if u want

i mean
i got the right build

twins

i'm literally him
weight and everything

LMAKAOAOAOAOA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Finally that f**ker is gone

UM??

Never Liked him

not so fun fcta: the average downbad rosalina simp is the type of person to not only bash the other princesses, but also act like toadette and birdo don’t exist

r they gonna take that star

kashiko: can’t believe it, just blinked and now toadette and birdo are 270 stars in debt
but hey, more black holes for me!

NOO

peaches

bowser: peaches, will you marry me-
kashiko: do you want to be sucked into a black hole, bowser?

apparently yes

btw bowser is canonically no stranger to being sucked into a black hole

me: *explains to my brother super mario galaxy lore where when a luma dies, they turn into entire galaxies*
my brother: how does that make any sense? i’d understand if they turned into actual stars, but galaxies? really?

they are a lot

atr

Rest in pizza fatass

BE NUCE