lemonade is a dink

Stfu apefan

Me: *pulls out the lemonade*
Enemy: Hahahahaha! You think a lemon will destroy me? Try harder, rookie!
Me: *squeezes it into his eye*
Enemy: Aaaarggh, that hurts! I've underestimated the lemonade, maybe. But you will have no power against my next attack, hahahaha!

lol

I didnt know theatre style stories werent allowed in msmg

“I’ll get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”