get turtled (i took the photo of the turtle but had to use the front facing camera so i didn’t spook it)

Dont touch it, you'll get small, and if you touch it again you'll jump up and fall down through the ground with a sitcom transition ass music plays

i picked it up tho

I also picked up a turtle a few days ago, but it was a baby turtle it was so small

we had to get this one out of the road before it got hit

The one I picked was on the edge of a garden wall

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