thats you
anyways
It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy.
You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again.
We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.
