Gojo and Radium shared announcement template

Cut it off and incinerate it

Bro what no

Damn

Wait for y r dic to go small

Its not

Wait

No the blood flow has stopped

Then your gonna need to burn it to bend the plastic

Cum until it exploder

💀 i..*cough* not me i mean it might not be possible

Yes it is bro

Imagining you rn

Not that my genitals have ever been stuck in any way before I’ve just read a lot about the M&M tube meme

Sure sure i believe you

Just imagine Nami

Got it

Cut the ketchup bottle in half and push it back out

😭😭😭
Give it another try comment something more unsexual

Damn it got so hard i came

Hopefully this works

OH NO NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 IT GOT SO HARD IT BROKE THE BOTTLE NO MY WHOLE BED IS DIRTY DAMN YOU

What if my *cough* thier dick gets cut off too

You won’t need to cut it past it
Just make multiple incisions and then take the rest of the bottle off
Open air also helps in getting it loose

Damn it
Its getting even harder
I think the blood flow is Stopping 😭😭😭

I would then advise to try to get it extremely wet
Also this would never happen in real life as the insides of ketchup bottles are extremely slick

Its not murica brother

Try to watch or look at something extremely unsexual that might make your dick flaccid

Damn bro like what
Post something un sexual quick

Damn bro its getting even harder

If it got harder on that image you’re not worth helping

Pressurize the bottle until it explodes

What if their dick explodes too😭

What goes, goes

💀💀💀

What Potassium said

Sure I will try

why'd you have to use our template for this i dont wanna be associated with this question

Yes yes you are I was imagining you with me and then this happened

zad

Ikr ur gyatt was so big I am still hard

Why would it

Idk