I want to stick a fork in a toaster

I want to go to the nearest building then jump off without a parachute

I want to eat raw puffer fish

I want to crawl across a motorway

I want to sail to a cannibalistic tribe on a remote island

I want to choke myself till half asleep then sleep in a coffin for a long time

I want to turn America fascist

I want to make Africa have 99% less food, then I’ll chuck 10 Popeyes biscuits at homeless people and drain the water supply so they don’t have bev

I want to eat unlit dynamite, hang myself, then be creamated

lol

Aight, Ima stick this fork in a toaster, then i will join you.

I want to bathe my toaster.

ja.

yoo I saw the movie where that scene if from

it's called dodgeball 😅

That’s how you cause an explosion

good sir that's the point.

Oh

A condom filled with water with an apple floating in it

Hm, the condom’s previous owner must have loved pineapple (if you know, you know)