L + No Vixens + Wheres the joke here + The Red Lobra won the war + Artillery Strike on your ass + No guns + The SCD is hunting you down + the Pyre Empire Is coming for you + Get a haircut hippy + No Ammo + No Armor + Realism difficulty + No Night Vision + No Flashlight + No Companions + No pet Companions + Loners are no longer your friend and will kill on sight + Go into the Jack 'n Joe's basement + Rock katson spawning right behind you + No cheat codes + No radio + Not Funny, didn't laugh + YOUR DEAD on realism