1855 has sucked!! my little cancerous rodent of a friend chester slapped me with his little weenus while i wasn’t looking and i got a front row seat to see his home burn to the ground

For me my friend got sold into slavery ever since them Yankees invaded!

Can't wait for 1900!
it's 1899 rn, me, Dutch and the rest of the gang are planning to go to Tahiti after one more big score. 😊