I have an honest question I’ve been dying to ask an ant eater for my whole life
Can you guys like reach down to your p**is with your snout and use your snot to get it wet and stuff

who told you of this.

My mum

I'm afraid the answer to your question is extremely confidential within the anteater population.

Please bro
I’m from Madagascar have some sympathy

Fine, but this information is highly sensitive and should not be repeated.

As we do not have opposable thumbs, we masturbate with our snouts.

The mucus is exquisite.