I am a bitchass motherf**ker. I pissed on Eggman's wife. That's right, I took my hedgehog f**king quilly dick out and pissed on his f**king wife and I said my dick was t h i s b i g, so he said that's disgusting. So, he made a callout post on Twitter.com saying I have a small dick and that it was the size of a walnut, but way smaller, and then Eggman showed what his dong looked like. Tall points, no quills, just two balls and a bong. I f**ked his wife, so he f**ked the Earth. That's right, that's what we get, his super lazer piss. Except he didn't piss on the Earth, he went higher and pissed on the moon. Then, je cursed out Obama and told everyone they had 24 hours before the piss d-r-r-ropl-l-lets hit the f**king Earth and we should get out of his f**king site before he pisses on us, too.
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