*pulls out 💍*

Marry me, my dear lamppost!

That’s my catchphrase.

Oh yes daddy

Lil bro what is wrong w you

Their choice.. Deny you.

B-b-but why? 🥺

You’re just not their type.

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splendid

will thy lamppost marry thee?

They think everybody talks too much and has too many limbs, so no.

i remove all my limbs and stitch my mouth shut

They think that’s weird and gross and that you’re a freak.

i become another lamp post

They put on fairy wings from a halloween costume and fly away.

i take the lamp posts spot and the cycle repeats

lore