diabetes speedrun

add a hotdog and you got a true american meal 🇺🇸🦅🦅

i will not add p**is meat to my meal

sounds like something a LIBERAL would say... shaking my smh

i f**ked trump last night i am NOT a liberal

did you uhh
take advantage of the ear hole

ofc i did

maybe you are a true american

Sugar 🤤

Only 39 sprinkles?

u cant even see all the sprinkles wha😭

that vegan teacher when birdo swallows her whole (she does realize animals would eat humans if it benefited them too right?)

real
how she taste

like a boring bland vegan skeleton with no nutrients whatsoever

birdo: actually, let that vegan teacher keep thinking that plants aren’t actually alive. because if she were to ever find out that plants are, in fact, alive and can feel pain, she would just start telling everyone to “just eat air and rocks from now on” or something