Overused line lmao
Just call the criminal slurs
That’ll startle ‘em

as opposed to "i am a single man, please end my life here and now"

Please don't kill me I wanna keep ruining peoples marriges

Just say "I'll let you hit if you don't kill me"
It'll distract em

I made a better quality version of it
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