NPC bro.

When someone’s nice: NPC
When someone’s a gooner creep: Funny
When someone’s a dick: Based

It's the way he types.

The difference is, he takes Internet seriously as if it's his personal life.

я хочу пиццы

pipe down lil bro

Bro thinks he’s relevant
Leave swede tf alone

Someone with that tagline I shouldn't listen to.

I’m not a f**king NPC, Wallhammer.

Well you do.