pot i drew a

is she by a black hole

ye

nice e

thx

kashiko: what are you doing here? only i can be here, near the event horizon without actually falling in. but don’t worry, i can still get you out before it’s too late. you wouldn’t want to become pasta, would you?

*after getting you out of the black hole*

speaking of pasta, now go home and enjoy some delicious pasta. it’s certainly better than being stranded out here in the dark depths of space

alternate ending: …how many times are you going to come near this black hole? are you on a suicide mission or something?

maybe someone want to be pasta

kashiko: as someone who physically cannot enter a black hole i’ll probably never know what’s really inside. but if i receive multiple reports that ranch dressing sauce isn’t provided then i will delete the black hole or ask everyone to bring their own ranch

are u eating it with ranch

yes