"I love the mail, sometimes it's little pieces of paper, other times biiiig boxes, my new pair of socks? I got it in the mail, a letter from a friend, I got it in the mail. An assortment of all the worlds bugs? Well they just appear in my house. Masked skunk cabbage? In the mail! My neighbour stuffed into a box and shipped to my house? In the mail!! The stockpile of greasy hamburgers I made in my vacation home? Say it with me! It came from Florida! IN THE MAIL!!!!"