Can anyone translate this from cool boy language to human language for me

Brother, I hate student council. It's like I'm the only male there and all the other girls are white girls that are the type that uses Stanley cups and listens to Taylor Swift.

What are Stanley cups

Expensive asf luxury water bottles
They gained popularity because a woman's car burned but the stanley cup inside didnt burn and when she posted it online the company gifted her a car for showing how strong the bottles are

What the fuсk in the world is that 💀

I said
Expensive luxury water bottles, let me find a photo

How cringe they could be

Damn bro looks slick but still looks cringe

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Context would help me translate bettah

gangsta rap song

Idfk

bro your weird-alts stream is taken over by jeffrey

Yeah ik but i don't want to do something about it just ignore him if he's there he won't go anywhere else in any other stream to groom minors just let him be there also i didnt used that stream at all so idrc also it can become his permanent address if anyone of you are having a bad day you can just go and go curse him there

set 10k

No i want him to be there so whenever I am angry I can go and cuss him all i want