Conservatives don't understand art. Conservatives don't understand life. Conservatives don't even understand themselves.

GETS OFFENDED WHEN LIBERALS TELL HIM THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE LORD OF THE RINGS; CONSERVATIVE DUMBLORD WHO FEELS ENTITLED TO HAVE OTHER PEOPLE PRETEND THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THINGS, EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T ACT LIKE HE UNDERSTANDS THEM; SUPPORTS POWER-WORSHIPPING REPUBLICAN GOONS, DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING LOTR'S CENTRAL MESSAGE THAT POWER CORRUPTS AND IT'S THE CORRUPTED WHO SEEK POWER