Definition of Canon event

I wanna suck on his spaghetti

Sorry, I can't. My knees are week, arms are heavy

Is there vomit on your sweater already?

My mom's spaghetti

:(

Imma listen to that song now

Lose yourself in the moment when u listen

E m i m e n

I walked into the eminem bar and asked for 50 shots of vodka (One bottle) and the bartender said that I only get one shot! Like wtf i wanna feel like godzilla!!

Lmao I get the references too