Portal 2 rp

[also I saw bro steal my tagline of Screw It, X]

yeah, lol

draden:ughhhh what is this place what am in portal or something his voices in his head:(not shit sherlock)

The narrator: Yes, indeed you are

draden:omg can I get out of here. his voices:(no dumbass)

The narrator: If you escape

draden:oh ok wheres the exit his voices:(just find it is it that hard)

The narrator: Idk, why don't you ask her *points at GLaDOS*

DRADEN:hey robot bitch wheres the exit *note:sorry for the all caps it was a gitch* his voices:(her name is GLaDOS dumbass)

GLaDOS: Why leave so soon? There is much testing to do.

draden:I'm tryna go home his voices:(just tp)

GLaDOS: Why?

draden:*already tped to his home*

The narrator: I guess that's the end

I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! F**k all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. F**k this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. F**k "American pride". F**k the media! F**k all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

Option 1: The normal story
Option 2: No Wheatley and GLaDOS is awake
Option 3: No Wheatley or GLaDOS
No romance rps, but romance is allowed as long as it's not too much and not with GLaDOS or Wheatley
The rp ends when your oc escapes
(randomaccount27, this is the rp I was talking about)

*Mack wakes up in a bed, but the room he is in seems familiar.*
Mack: What the- wait... this is Portal 2 in real life!

The narrator: Yes it is

Mack: Ok cool

The narrator: So, you better be careful not to wake HER up

Mack: *is careful to not trip the breakers and arranges an escape elevator*

The narrator: *waits*

*Elevator eventually arrives*

The narrator: Congratulations, you've esc- *the elevator stops working*

Mack: *uses a Flipper Zero to hack the elevator and make it continue*

The narrator: That was a bad decision *Mack ends up in GLaDOS's room*

Mack: *is careful not to trip any breakers, again, and looks for another computer*

GLaDOS: It's been a long time

Mack: *Takes out a C4, throws it on GLaDOS, and detonates it, and the explosion is BIG*

The narrator: I give up *teleports you to the surface* the end

Mack: *satisfactory meow*

the narrator: THE END

Markiplier: Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier and today I have trapped myself in the game portal! Now I’ve never played it so I’m kind of new to the mechanics and lore of the game, but let’s just hop right on in!

The narrator: *wakes up* where am I?

Markiploee: GUYS IS THAT THE NARRATOR FROM THE BACKROOMS?!

The narrator: *has flashbacks of previous events* yes, thar would be me

Mark: Cool

The narrator: Where am I?

Mark: I don’t know… Portal?

The narrator: This must be because of the glitch in the system

Mark: Oh okay…

The narrator: Mind if you help me beat this game, I can't escape unless I do that

Mark: How do I play?

The narrator: He should be here any moment now *Wheatly shows up*

Mark: WHEATLEY FROM FORTNITE???

The narrator: *politely snaps his neck*

Mark: Respawns

The narrator: Don't you dare utter those words again

Mark: What? Was that the KILL OF 87?!?

The narrator: Bruh

* everyone in the world starts dancing like this video* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzqXCUG-3A

The narrator: Oh no, the corruption, it's spreading

Mark: *still dancing* What you mean?

The narrator: *waits* nvm, it's just me

*the narrator joins in

The narrator: We should probably try to beat the game now

Mark: stops dancing
Okay