Please no OP moves. I’ll accept joke ocs btw

How about I use this "furball"
Blue Super Pretztail
HP: 350
Abilities:
- Spin around: Will turn the opponent on their side, and spin them like a bottle, disorienting them.
- Stomp: Will cause a 7.2 magnitude earthquake, shaking the camera and disorienting everyone.
- Tie-Up: Will tie the opponent up in a blanket, and will throw them into a dumpster. Then throw the dumpster into oblivion.

*NEW CHALLENGER!*

King K. Rool: C R O C O D I L E

*KING K ROOL*

BSP: Our battle will be legendary...

King: CROWN CHUNK

(?)

(In game he has a love where he throws his crown at you like a boomerang*

*BSP catches the crown*
BSP: Sixth sense!

King: *Angry crocodile noises*

*BSP stomps down, causing the 7.2 earthquake.*

King: *falls but recovers and delivers a kick to the head*

*BSP dodges the attack*

*move not love 💀*

it's okay

King: YOU WANT PIE? *fire ball*

King: *starts punching like crazy*

*BSP is able to dodge all the punches with ease*

King: GRRRR! *claps him*

*BSP spins around King, dizzying him*

King: dizzy

BSP: And that's why you never mess with Pinarctic Pinatas, kids!

King: *recovers and picks up a flame sword*

X: Ha! Let's go!

*who ya fighting first on the smash roster?*

No idea bro, I went online mode and am waiting for an opponent

*Fudge it, you fight Pikachu now*
Pikachu: Pika!

X: let's go!

*Friendly Reminder: No maiming, disfiguring, and/or killing characters! And no OP moves either, X! He’s not Sub-Zero…*

Pikachu: Pika!

X: got it, just like smash bros*raises hand in air as fireball gets bigger each second*

{Imagine it like Samus}

Pikachu: *standing there manacingly*

*it fully charged up and he got a bit closer*

Pikachu: *jumps onto a higher platform*

X: Forgot to put on Omega dang

Pikachi: *down Specials causing a thunder bolt likes he’s god

X: *uses his up special which is like Roy's but with his fists*

Pikachu: *gets hit by this*

X: *combos with his up smash*

Pikachu: *gets launched but doesn’t have enough damage done so he is able to come back down with his down special to hit X*

X: gah!

Pikachu: *grabs a flaming sword item and starts swinging at X*

X: oh nah bro *he runs back*

Pikachu: CHU! *swings at him*

X: *throws the fully charged fireball at him*

Pikachu gets hit, causing him to drop the sword

*He starts charging it up again*

Pikachu: *does that one toothless dragon dance*

X: Don't start taunting me!

Pikachu : D A N C E

X:*Finishes charging up his fireball and flies at him*

cole: oh i am READY for this! (you can choose the first one he fights)

*A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!*

Luigi: M-Mario?

*LUIGI*

coĺe: alright, let's go!

Luigi: Oh n-n-no!

cole: wait..he seems.. scared? are you alright?

Luigi: *flies into Cole*

cole: eep- *dodges out the way*

Luigi: Let’s a go!

cole: alright then! *charges up an attack*

Luigi: *charges in*

cole: *his tail wraps around luigi's legs and slams him into the ground* (had to redo that)

Luigi: Oof! *he recovers and uses his normal side to deal damage

cole: *has high agillity* (if that's how u spell it english isn't my first language)

Luigi: Thatsa a it! *he picks up one of the poke balls that have fallen out of the sky as an item. *It is an Electrode*

cole: oh boy

Electrode: ELEC… *beep beep beep!* TROOOOODEEEEE!!!

*explodes on Cole, causing 45% damage on one hit*

cole: ow

Luigi: Ahahahhahaha!

*yoinks his hat*

Luigi: *goes ultra Luigi instinct*

cole: *throws it off the edge of the map*

Luigi: *grabs Cole by his throat and throws him out of the TV into the real world. Luigi proceeds to jump out of the TV as well*

me: WHAT THE FU-

Random Japanese Guy playing Smash Bros: Oh God, Not again!
Luigi: *throws Cole out of a window*

me: nope, not sitting through this

Luigi: Stop! Suicide is not an option! Think about your life! Don’t let this minor obstruction in life let you end it!

*fugging shoots myself*

Luigi; Oh well… *seinfeld theme plays*

(idk what we're doing anymore XD)

(We’re playing the Seinfeld theme now)

(H)

*suddenly, nothing important happens*