Pov: This guy {My most powerful OC lmao}

Quan-Chi: Are you a demon of hell?
(The goofball pointing)

???: Don't worry I wasn't gonna join anyway

What's your guy's names?

Raiden: I am Raiden, God of lightning and thunder and sworn protector of Earth Realm… and whom might you be?

???: I'm Ulliam

Raiden: You are not of this timeline… I can sense it in your body…

Ulliam: oh I know I'm not, I'm from Timeline/Dimension/Reality One

Raiden: Hmm… I must consult with my Elder Gods… *he goes away*

(This would be funny if you’ve played the story modes for the MK games)

Ulliam: Okay byee!

*a handsome man walks up eating a bagel*
???: Hey… was that Lord Raiden?

Ulliam; yeah I think so

???: Let me guess… *in a mocking tone* I must consult with the Elder Gods!”

(i have played MK, i do, infact, find this funny.
take an upvote)

Thank you my brethern

*He gets up like nothing happened*

Ulliam: it's fine

Raiden: What did I tell you about people in the dick?
JC: What? I’m Johnny Cage, baby! People love it!

Ulliam: I said it's fine

Raiden: Where’s Quan-Chi and Shang-Tsung? *theyre gone*

Ulliam: aw man they were cool

JC: That Tsung guys a dick! He tried stealing my soul… not a fun time…

Ulliam: hmm

Suddenly, nothing happens

Ulliam: what do you mean nothing happens?

[attempt at funnies]
*A Japanese man with a blindfold walks up*
JC: Kenshi! See anything good at the store?
Kenshi: That joke gets less and less funny every time you tell it, Johnny…

Ulliam: Jokes on you I don't have a car!

JC: What do you guys even have over there?

Ulliam: I just teleport

Kenshi: What do you really want Quan-Chi?
QC: I want to…

Ulliam: ?

QC: BREAK FREE! *he turns into Freddie Mercury*

Ulliam: what

*Everyone starts screaming NOOOOOOO*

Ulliam: what's wrong guys?

JC: Cover your ears! It’s his brainwash music!

*He hands it back*

*Kenshi, being blind, reaches around for it until he grabs it and puts it back into its sheath*

Raiden: Enough antics… we must find Quan-Chi before he does evil things!

Ulliam: *Pulls out a red katana*

*suddenly, Quan-Chi.*

QC: Wassup bitches?

X: Hello!

Kenshi: Quan-Chi! You fiend! *he is comically facing the wrong direction and is pointing at a tree. Johnny helps move him to face QC*

Ulliam: :}

Quan-Chi: So… I did a little digging and… *a menacing figure walks out of his portal. IT IS ULLIAMS ARCH NEMISIS! *whoever he is, you decide**

*buh*

Ulliam: I don't have an Arch nemesis

Quan-Chi: Then who’s this…?

*it is Samuel.*

Samuel: I wanna get back to my rp…. Can I?

QC: Go ahead…

*samuel leaves*

Ulliam: what? We were filming

Director Cage: Uh, yeah! For my new movie!

Ulliam: *Stares at him*

Kenshi: Hey! The guys are gonna go get a beer. Wanna come?

Ulliam: *Glitches a bit*

Sure

*The gang goes to the bar, all out of costume except Kenshi who really is blind and does have a blindfold*

Ulliam: that was all an act huh

Raiden: Yeah.
Quan-Chi, still in full make up and costume comes up

QC: *in a New Yorker accent* What’s up guys!

Ulliam: So how'd y'all even get that Runic correct?

Not Really Johnny Cage: Ask the director, Actual Johnny Cage

Ulliam: what...

Kenshi: I’m blind and Johnnys a dick

Ulliam: oooohhhhh

JC: Pffft! Don’t feel bad for him! He has cool psychic powers that lets him sense people or whatever and lets him play with his sword…

Kenshi: Johnny, for the last time… Seto is not a sword… it’s a katana that has been passed down in my family for over a hundred generations…

JC: *to Ulliam* Setos what he calls his sword… you should show him your moves!

Ulliam: Can I see the katana, I have one of my own created by all Seven Elders

Kenshi: Me and Setos connection is not something to be made light of, Johnny! Very well however… I will show you what we can do…

*he puts his hand to his temple and a blue mist shines around the Katana on his back. It begins to rise and move as Kenshi moves his hand slowly. Suddenly, Seto goes out of control.*

Kenshi: Seto doesn’t like performing like this! It’s gone out of my control! *Seto charges at Johnny*

JC: AHHHH!!!

*Seto stops mere inches from Cage’s throat. Kenshi dies from laughter*
Kenshi: Oh my god! You actually fell for it! I wish I could’ve seen the look in your face!
Johnny: N-n-not funny dude!!!

*even Raiden laughs a little*

Ulliam: Oh damn, can I see it?

Kenshi: Sure, but be careful. The spirits of my ancestors are inside it… *he guides Seto into Ulliams hands*

Ulliam: Wow this thing's amazing *he analyzes it well*

Kenshi: It was once lost to time as the evil sorcerer Shang-Tsung stole it from my great great great grandfather… but I found it. That’s how I was blinded for my ancestors needed to test me to prove my worthiness…

???: hmmm no

Quan-Chi: Then what are you?

???: I......

I don't know...

Quan-Chi: Come! Fight for me! I will make you powerful!

???: *chuckles a bit* I already am

Quan-Chi: Then alliance with me and my friend Shang-Tsung… and together the realms will be all ours… *he adds quickly and quietly* until we betray each other dramatically.

???: Nah I'm good. I could easily take over all realities if I wanted but the Elders would get mad at me

Quan-Chi: The Elder Gods? Those guys are a pain in the ass!

???: No not the ones you know the one's from the beginning of Time a Decillion Quy ago

*suddenly Raiden spawns by a lightning bolt*
Raiden: QUAN-CHI! What did I say about trying to recruit people into your weird jerk circle cult?!
Quan-Chi: *to ???* He’s the good guy *eye roll*

Ulliam: AHHH *Scrambles behind them*

QC: YOU LIKE PIE? *throws orbs*
Raiden: PIES ARE GAY! *zaps him*

(Hold ok let me find the reference video for this joke. Technically, Raiden said it to Shinnok, but QC is Shinnoks bro)

Ulliam: I didn't even mention the type of rune....

JC: he just knows

Ulliam: -_-

Si

Ulliam: little f**k

{I saw the video lmao}

{pies are very gay}

JC: Get nut punched evil…!
QC: *plays this card*

Ulliam: *gasp* Scripulous Fingore!

QC: what the f**k are you talking about?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwi2dwG1bA4 Go to 1:05

Ulliam: *He puts the Katana in it's sheath*

Kenshi: Impressive. What about the relic though?

*it also sliced in half*

Kenshi: Well… that’s co-.

*he is interrupted by multiple portals opening at once, revealing over 100 variations of Quan-Chis, each slightly different*

Ulliam: heheh

JC: Multiverse confirmed, Raiden?
Raiden: Holy shit…

*He grabs the handle of his katana*

*every single one of them has the exact same relic so he’s useless in this fight*

Ulliam: I'll take 97 and you take the other 3

Every single QC in unison: What about the relic?!

Ulliam: yep!

???: That’s all he ever…
Raiden silently respawns
Raiden: I heard that, Johnny…
???: Ah! Jesus Christ!

Ulliam: eh?

Raiden: I see you’ve met Johnny Cage.
Johnny Cage: Sup? Sick ass wings, my dude. Who does your practical effects?

Ulliam: Sorry I'm not in this dimension a lot so I don't understand that last statement

Raiden: He was an actor…
JC: IS! I’ll have you know, Ninja Mime 8 is coming out soon!
Raiden: Let’s ignore him… I find it best to get serious stuff done when I do that.

Ulliam: I don't mind non serious stuff

JC: My man! Up top! *raises his hand*

Ulliam: *hi fives him*

*He then proceeds to punch Ulliam in the nuts and Ulliam falls over*
JC: Sorry! Sorry! Couldn’t help myself! It was too funny!

*Ulliam takes out his Myrosama*

QC: *holds the relic closer*

[this is just turning into that one scene from SpongeBob where the cops tease Patrick with the poster]

Ulliam: *puts the Katana in it's sheath and leans back*

QC: pulls the relic back to him

Ulliam: C'mon then!

QC: come on what?

Ulliam: bring it on

QC: *relic* F**k you

*With a quick motion he slices it in half*

QC: *slowly splits in half*

JC: … bro… THAT WAS BADASS!

Ulliam: strange...

JC: Yeah… breaking the 4th wall is typical my thing!

Ulliam: Well I haven't used my Myrosama in a while

JC: What’s that? Like a Mexican cocktail or…

Kenshi: That’s a mimosa, Johnny…

*He holds his red katana*

JC: Katana bros!
Kenshi: Next time, I’m not stopping Seto.

Ulliam: ...

Kenshi: You get used to him

Ulliam: I will

Quan-Chi: Fools! I actually came here to… ask about your cars extended warranty.

JC: NO THAT IS TRUE EVIL!

Ulliam: I haven't even been here yet

Kenshi: I love plot holes…

Ulliam: I don't

Real JC: Wassup, Ulli?!

Ulliam: y'all don't know how to use it's abilities

YES WE DO!

Ulliam: that'll make it harder then

F**K YOU!

*He rushes at them*

Suddenly, they all disappear

Ulliam: Huh?

???: CUT!

Ulliam: H u h ?

*You see a version of Johnny Cage wearing a directors hat and speaking into a megaphone* And with that ladies and gents! We have finished filming!
*everyone cheers*

Ulliam: I have some weaknesses but brainwashing isn't one of em

QC: Bruh

Ulliam: :)

QC: what is your weaknesses?

Ulliam; Oh, so some weaknesses I have are

Sleep paralysis
Certain types of water
Two types of runes
Wait why am I telling you this?

QC: *diligently writing all this down* Keep going…
*Kenshi tries to face palm but misses and hits his nose because blindness*

Ulliam: why am I telling you this?

Kenshi: F**KING BRAIN WASH!!!

Ulliam: Huh?

QC: *spawns the specific type of relic mentioned*